The Best of Milkmoney Or Not, Here I Come
The entries from most of 2005 and 2006 will be tackled shortly. If there's an entry that you think should be listed here but is not, shoot an e-mail to schmutzie at gmail dot com.In The Field, 1987
Pushing Punch Cards Into Slots
Why I Am Done With Cats Today
Where I Live
Socks In Crocs
An Alphabetic Confession Of Apologies Never Delivered
A Proust-Induced Eye Injury
How To Unclog A Shower Head On The Cheap The Environmentally Friendly Way
#835: Why I Don't Like Halloween
#830: Stumbling Upon The Ecstatic
#821: One Cat, Two Cats, Rottweiler, Man
#817: Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Light
#816: How To Create An Effect Not Entirely Unlike A Lomo Camera With Adobe Photoshop CS2
#808: The Root Of Creation
#803: A Short Timeline Of My First Ten Years
#800: Two Cigarettes
#782: The New Project Begins
#779: At One Remove
#770: A Woman Is Little More Than A Procreative Device, And Don't You Forget It
#769: What I've Learned About Keeping A Personal Weblog So Far
#749: I Have A Rubber Cock And A New Hobby
#744: I Nudged Him Hard, Saying: "Come, Gloopy Bastard, As Thou Art"
#728: The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance
#722: Almost There
#717: Spousal Abuse For The Price Of A Kiss, A Lesson In Lying, Circles, And Not Getting Felt Up
#704: The Big News
#698: How The LEEP Thing Went plus Bonus Unrelated Pictures Of My Cat, Onion
#685: Embracing This Meat Machine A Little Bit At A Time
#683: The Chicken And The Egg
#679: Hell, Redemption, And The Easter Bunny
#670: Was And Now
#659: If The Ham's Satanic, You Know What To Do With It
#637: A Bath, A Stream, And The Loss Of Safe Water
#621: I Was Once A Member Of The Corey Hart Fan Club
#620: A Deep Dark Hole Filled With Cats And Home Repair
#616: Privacy Schmivacy
#608: Just Another (Mostly) Hairless Biped With Opposable Thumbs
#589: In Want Of A Colposcope
#580: Punchdrunk
#572: Love/Hate And Roller Skates
#566: Fussy And Tedious And Consuming Heedlessly
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#483: My Invention
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#463: Dead Pet Photos! One Time Only!
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#448: First I Was Angry, And Then I Was Sad, And Then I Grew Up A Little More
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Phantom Odour
Tuesday Was A Glo-Ball Waiting To Happen
#378: A Frenzy Of Displaced Nostalgia
#375: It's Kind Of Like Looking At That Book About Cats That Paint, Only Different
#359: If It Doesn't Belong To You, Leave It Alone
#348: He May Be A Junkyard Semi-Feral Freakshow, But He's Our Junkyard Semi-Feral Freakshow
#343: Being Five And The Other Thing
#333: Baby Moose On The Rise
#332: Fuck It
#310: Hovering At The Edge Of Things
#303: Me And The Clique Girls (or Why I Am Only A So-So Swimmer)
#300: One Hundred Things In A List In No Apparent Order Revisited
#295: She Gave Me A Blanket Of Bees And Crabapple Blossoms
#287: Less Talking, More Isolation
#271: The Force Of Return
#268: A Post In Which The Fiery One And I Converse
#256: The Uncle And The Pendant
#252: Feldspar And Pointy Sticks Call For Beer, Beer, Beer
#202: I Am A Raucous Ball Of Joy Today, Oh Yes, I Am
#190: A Love Letter To See Us Through Six Days
#186: The Great China Imposition Of The 80s And Beyond
#157: How To Get Around In Australia Without Actually Going There
#144: Animal Heat At The Zoo
#100: One Hundred Things In A List In No Apparent Order
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